The long wretched years of flat pizza ennui have finally come to an end. Plywood vet and pizza visionary K! Pizzacone opened its doors today, unleashing cone-shaped pizzas into the streets of midtown Manhattan. Heads are already exploding. The early word via the "Daily News: “It just cracks me up," said Victor Nelli, the executive producer for ABC's "Ugly Betty," who was in the area scouting locations. "Tastes like a pizza," he said after taking a bite. "You can totally walk with it, and you don't have the oil dripping all over you.” It tastes like pizza! You heard it hear first, folks.